This mess is actually the start of a welding table.

In the typical agonizingly slow Beaver Built fashion, I'll turn a mess of crap into something pretty darn useful.

I've had this plate for a long while now:

 In that picture I'm cutting it into ~2.125" strips.

I ended up with 18 and one short spare:

 That also happens to be the world's most boring xylophone!

The leftover dross ready to be cleaned up:

 

Yup. It's a mess. I'm sure some of you are wondering how those strips will end up as a table, but you'll just have to wait and see. :)